Bringing back the classic for a limited time and limited supply. 100% cotton shirt. Only one color: Navy Blue. Sizes are men's t-shirt sizes.
When you wear it, folks will ask you, "Excuse, me, friend, but what, exactly, is 'Scone on?'" to which you can reply as you wish, you know, "Not much, scone on with you," or the simple and germane: "Muffin."
The back of this shirt is blank.